"Where's that Red Shirt guy, I want to stand in front of him."--Bob Smith as he meets more and more of the crew.
"I don't know, if you ask me, I had a pretty good day."--Marty Jasper after staring the Synari War on accident.
"These are not the morons you're looking for."--Belinda Reines concerning Johnny Danger, Robin Cunningham, and Skip Tyler.
"Duck and Cover!."--Shauna Finelli, prior to a mishap.
"IT IS NOT!"--TAG in reference to his antenna being like a mood ring.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"--Robin Cunningham running away from something.
"Motherf*****g c***sucking g**damn son of a b**ch."--46.
"Let's go back to my place and do things I'll tell people we did anyway."--Johnny Danger hitting on a woman.
(Quote exceeds disk space!)--Skip Tyler
"Oh god! The pain!"--Red Shirt... just in general.
"I thought they could use some Prozac."--Alice Tolman on the ship's crew.
"It's a weapon of mostly light, how can it be lighter if it's bent?."--Bob Smith on a Dueling Form II lightsaber.
"Listen Doc, I'm perfectly willing to clean up my mess, I'm perfectly willing to clean up someone else's mess, but when shit rains from the sky, I call it a day."--Mark the Grad Student after the waste reclamation system expunges itself onto his lab bench.
"We were experimenting to see if Wookies feel pain... they do."--Dr. Malcom Notio explaining his current predicament.
"LOL"--Z0-MG
"Meow"--Conway
"All right, who the hell woke me up?"--Sword.
""Greetings Jovica Danger I am your Serbian Robot Bride"--Robotija's first words.
"Aren't you a little short for a Jedi?"--Princess Natalie to Martin Jasper upon her rescue.
"You have no idea."--Commander Commandy's response to Belinda's comment that she must get a lot of flack for her name.
"I just wish his firings wouldn't involve actual fire."--Candice 'Rouge' Grey concerning President Palpatine's downsizing procedures.
"And if you say 'mansex' ever again I'm just going to shoot you"--Carson "Scout" Lane to Duane "Storm" Darby concerning his opinion on clone troopers.
"It's pronounced like 'snow'!"--Snaux Fevrier on the pronunciation of his name.
"First off there's all the mansex, but on top of that it's not only incest but they all look alike..."--Duane "Storm" Darby on the topic of clone troopers.
"Dr. Reines, I was working on the computers and needed some space so I deleted all of your experiment files. Hope you didn't need them..."--Dr. Walters shortly before being inexplicably electrocuted.
"What? You were expecting Charlton Heston maybe?"--President Zaius addressing the galaxy.
"When nine hundred years old you reach, need this much viagra, you will"--Master Yoda on why he needs a crate of Viagra.
"It's the one that says Bad Mother Fucker!"--Mace Windu about his lightsaber.
"Join me and we shall rule the galaxy... as two people.. who are in no way related."--Darth Angrius to Marty.
"Check under 'The Devourer.'"--Cthulhu regarding his name not being on a flight.
"No Disassemble!"--Number 5
"Well it seems like your injury is psychosomatic."--Dr. Cheeseman concerning Red losing an arm.
"Yes, it's a genetic trait among my people to have wood growing out of our ass"--Koz on his (fake) peg leg.