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Jedi Master Yoda
"When nine hundred years old you reach, need this much viagra, you will"--Master Yoda on why he needs a crate of Viagra.
Yoda is a venerable and extremely senile Jedi Grand Master who in his 900 years has slowly begun to lose his sanity.
Biography
Early Childhood
Yoda was born in a small uncharted planet. Little is known about that planet since it is still uncharted and it is known only as `Yoda's homeworld' and no one maybe a part of Yoda himself know where it is.
Yoda and his family were living a simple rural life, his parents understood he was special: Yoda was extremely keen and it was learning much faster
than his siblings; in the primary school he always in the top of his class without really trying. On the other hand Yoda always showed meek and hard
worker. The planet was fairly primitive and Yoda thought that was going to be a freelance teacher and a farmer. His life changed when a strange
guy come from nowhere: he said he was a Jedi a he was in mission mapping that zone of the space and needed some supplies. The first impression was that he was talking insanity as the local culture known nothing about interstellar travel; but in few weeks he gained some respect. Meanwhile the Jedi seen
the potential of that yellow child named Yoda an explained to the family the possibility of becoming a Jedi.
Secondary Education
One of the first moves of Yoda at the Jedi academy was deleting all the references he could find of his home planet, maybe he was paranoid but Yoda always thought that being isolated was more sure for his kind. In the years passed studying he become quickly Jedi Knight and lately Jedi Master
continuing to show an impressive learning ability and affinity with the Force.
2350 and Beyond
Yoda entered the council of the Jedi and eventually become the leader. His escalation was helped by the fact that Yoda's race has an extremely long
life expectancy, but to become old brings mental problems; while in the Yoda's planet it is not a real problem to work as farmer: it is a great problem if you are the leader of the Jedi council as the strict Jedi's ways impose obedience and so no one ever tried to fill in for him.
When the Sith entered the Senate Joda was already about 700 years old. Joda skin was changing from the vivid yellow to a rotten green for too much Viagra, and for his progressive insanity he was unable to detect or even suspect the presence of Sith in the Senate. He was literally besotted by the relative peace and tranquillity the Alliance had until that moment.
As all other Jedi Council members he is presumed dead after the snake attack to the ship that was transporting the Council.
Personality Traits
Yoda personality was bright and helpful. Unfortunately becoming old he started to lose his sanity. Now usually speak nonsenses about Jedi ways and how all is well.
Associations
Yoda is head of the Jedi Council for life.
Behind the Scenes
- Yoda's funnier if he's crazy and senile.