Late Night with Boba Fett, Boba Fett, Edward Cullen, Count Von Count, Count Chocula
Yeah, I’m of the opinion the Edward Cullen is so lame he could get his ass handed to him by The Count and Count Chocula. Definitely lowest rung on the vampire totem pole.
You saw the TV tropes page?
Oh my god! No, I did not! That’s fantastic! I’m glad I’m not the only one who had that idea!