How come only Sith get cool new names? Why can’t a Jedi pick a name when they become a knight? Let’s start a new tradition. Just because us users of the Dark Side don’t share our cookies, does not mean we won’t share the custom of funny names with the puny Jedi.
Sith nickname suggestions: 1. Megaphone. 2. Loud haller. 3. Mutterbuttasaurus. 😀
“That Guy” “The Handicap” “HolyShitThat’sAPredator” and of course “ShutTheHellUp”
What about Darth JavaScript?
Darth Deadpool.
How come only Sith get cool new names? Why can’t a Jedi pick a name when they become a knight? Let’s start a new tradition. Just because us users of the Dark Side don’t share our cookies, does not mean we won’t share the custom of funny names with the puny Jedi.
But Jedi cookies have raisins! >_<
Ok, then I’ll be joining the Sith.
You fool, Jedi don’t have cookies. We have pie. Much better 😛
Thrust, thrust, parry, spin! – Donald Duck
You mean Daffy Duck, not Donald! 😀
“Ho! Ha ha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust! Sproing!” -Daffy Duck, to be precise.
This one really made me laugh.
I’d like to see a cross-trained Ninja-Jedi.