Johnny’s probably gonna be psyched about being a cyborg.
Poster by Mr. Freeny of Moist Productions
Well, if he had just lost his other leg, he could have changed his name to Steve and be the 6 Million Dollar Bionic Man.
Knowing Johnny, he’s probably wishing he’d lost, um, another appendage, so he could custom-build a new & improved model — prefereably with force fields for the inevitable kicks…
“And I made this – I call it a vinculum – that he can use to communicate with other cyborgs.”
As long as the “tin smith” remembers to give Johnny a heart.
So becoming a cyborg cost him an arm and a leg, did it?
A handsome young Cyborg named Ace, Wooed women at every base, But once ladies glanced at His special enhancement They vanished with nary a trace.
—Barracks Graffiti, Sparta Command
Well, if he had just lost his other leg, he could have changed his name to Steve and be the 6 Million Dollar Bionic Man.
Knowing Johnny, he’s probably wishing he’d lost, um, another appendage, so he could custom-build a new & improved model — prefereably with force fields for the inevitable kicks…
“And I made this – I call it a vinculum – that he can use to communicate with other cyborgs.”
As long as the “tin smith” remembers to give Johnny a heart.
So becoming a cyborg cost him an arm and a leg, did it?
A handsome young Cyborg named Ace,
Wooed women at every base,
But once ladies glanced at
His special enhancement
They vanished with nary a trace.
—Barracks Graffiti,
Sparta Command