I think he secretly doesn’t like time travel because nobody will let him use it for something he thinks is cool! For instance, delivering his wife’s anniversary present that he forgot, or something equally simple, but important! 😀
Lister: Hey, it hasn’t happened, has it? It has “will have going to have happened” happened, but it hasn’t actually “happened” happened yet, actually.
Rimmer: Poppycock! It will be happened; it shall be going to be happening; it will be was an event that could will have been taken place in the future. Simple as that. Your bucket’s been kicked, baby.
In one of the Hitchhiker’s books they say the hardest part of time travel isn’t accidentally being your own grandfather, it’s keeping verb tenses straight.
I think he secretly doesn’t like time travel because nobody will let him use it for something he thinks is cool! For instance, delivering his wife’s anniversary present that he forgot, or something equally simple, but important! 😀
Lister: Hey, it hasn’t happened, has it? It has “will have going to have happened” happened, but it hasn’t actually “happened” happened yet, actually.
Rimmer: Poppycock! It will be happened; it shall be going to be happening; it will be was an event that could will have been taken place in the future. Simple as that. Your bucket’s been kicked, baby.
In one of the Hitchhiker’s books they say the hardest part of time travel isn’t accidentally being your own grandfather, it’s keeping verb tenses straight.