“They were gonna assimilate you,
but then they got high.
They were gonna take over the whole galaxy,
but then they got high.
Now they’re drifting aimlessly and I know why… hey hey!
because they got high, because they got high, because they got hiiiigh.” — Afroman
Yes, I’m very aware that Sluggy Freelance did something like this at the beginning of its run, only more Jimmy Buffet and less Jay and Silent Bob. Where do you think I got the idea?
Over the years I was given or stumbled across two ideas for how to parody the Borg. The Bjorg and the Borked. I struggled for a while as to which one to use. So I did both.
Also, it’s kinda like that time Lrrr ate that hippy.
Also, in my mind’s ear the Bjorg sound like the Borg. The Borked sound like Tommy Chong.
