It’s true, no one tells you not to think of something as a punishment if it’s not. Things that aren’t a punishment tend not to feel like punishments.
It would have been far more effective to post this yesterday, but I had to work all day and Ryan was slow in putting up the page but some of you may have heard the hubub about the end of the world happening yesterday. Obviously if you’re reading this that did not happen. Might be postponed. I don’ t know. In any case, last night at a birthday party for a good friend of my wife’s we decided that it was going to be the raptors that happened and not the rapture. Thus Ryan purchased theraptorsarecoming.com and I thought the idea of a raptor on a SegwayTM was absolutely hilarious and thus this morning in the few minutes I had made use of PhotoshopTM. I hope to do more raptor images as time progresses. I have a few thoughts. My wife suggested a picture of zombies chasing humans while the zombies are being chased by raptors. So keep an eye out for raptors, they’re gonna be the next lolcatsTM, I promise.
I swear neither I nor my wife were drunk for this whole discussion. I can’t speak for anyone else at the party.
Making sure that you have the skills you need to do your jobs isn’t punishment, you whiny little twerp.