Lyrics provided by my good friend Vorticus, you can find the full lyrics below and you can find Vort’s comic right here at Playing With Knives.
We hate the Batman
by Vorticus
We hate the Batman
He’s our number one foe
We hate the Batman
He’s a big jerk, you know
We hate the Batman
He’s really got to go
Who’s this pathetic, gagetry hero
Without them he’s one big zero
And how is this even slightly fair
He’s got 16 of them just in his underwear
Refrain
Who’s this planning to foil
All our brilliant, villanous toil
A man who hides in darkness with ease
We’d like to string him up on the flying trapeze
Refrain
*Kazoo Solo*
Who’s this hero obsessed with bats
Terrorizes Freezeman on the flats
Penguins and clowns aren’t safe from his attacks
He even hurts poor pussy cats.
Refrain.
Who’s this here swinging into the fray
Engaging all our stooges in melee
And when our henchmen have fled
You’d better believe we want him dead
Refrain
